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Dieting ain’t hard, baby!

This Thanksgiving, I took care to indulge. That’s right, you can indulge on a keto, paleo, gluten free, dairy free, soy free, grain free diet! Wasn’t gonna let my #fitfam lifestyle get in the way of enjoying a good holiday.

I had a bangin’ three course meal. For my appetizer, I had a whole soup bowl of refreshing ice cold water, and for my main, half of the turkey. Dessert was maybe the best thing I’ve ever tasted: a handful of my great Gran-Gran Darla’s chocolate calcium chews. Fuck, those calcium chews were lip-smackin’ good. Almost make me wanna have osteoporosis.

See? No sacrifices made, baby! No sacrifices made.