I’m a sucker for community events like this, walks for a cause. I don’t know why they call them “walks,” because that’s a boring name for a fucking PARADE, y’all!
Can’t you FEEL the excitement in the air? Whoo! Almost the whole town, just walking together in these bang ass colorful shirts, making it rain money to celebrate something together. For example, today we walk for lupus. Now I don’t know WHO lupus is, but damn, she’s fun!
You get free snacks, waters, AND it’s open to the public! Smiles all around. The perfect weekend activity for the whole family. Plus, you get your steps in for the day. I swear, I’ve lost maybe 5 pounds from attending these walks.
Next month, there’s a walk for muscular dystrophy. I don’t know how they’re gonna make that sound catchy, but man—I’m already pumped!